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The other day I got a flyer for this in the mail. I think it would be fun to go and laugh at the silly Christians, especially considering the "syllabus":

1st Dynamic Night
Saturday, November 4, 7 pm
Discover that You Can Understand Bible Prophecy!
You, yes you, can understand Bible Prophecy. In this introductory message you will learn the basics of studying and understanding Bible Prophecy, and specifically, the book of Revelation.

2nd Dynamic Night
Sunday, November 5, 7 pm
Discover: How Ancient Babylon Foretold the End of the World!
The question to end all questions: Will this world ever end, and if so, when? You will be amazed at the incredible accuracy of the Bible's prophecies concerning this topic!

3rd Dynamic Night
Monday, November 6, 7 pm
Discover: How Near Is the End?
There are unmistakable and sure-fire signs that we are living in strange and unusual times. Thinking people everywhere realize that we are on the verge of something big. But is the end really near? And if so, how near?

4th Dynamic Night
Tuesday, November 7, 7 pm
Discover: Bible Prophecy's Answer for Human Suffering
Mass Starvation. School shootings. War. Crime. Disease. Pain. Suffering. If God is so good, then why is the world so bad? Why does God allow these things? Does He care? Does He hear? The Bible answer is stirring and beautiful.

5th Dynamic Night
Thursday, November 9, 7 pm
Discover: The War Behind the Wars
War is a familiar word to us. Even now it rages. Yet the greatest war ever fought is depicted in Bible Prophecy. Who are the combatants? Who will be the victor? Come and see!

While that's amusing enough by itself, the icing on the cake is the presenter's name: David Asscherick. Yes, God does have a sense of humor, and it manifests in making ministers' names start with ass-cherry.

I can think of two good jokes right off the bat:

Do you think if we push Asscherick for more, that we'll encounter resistance?

Yeah, I heard that everyone went out to dinner afterwards. They all wanted to leave Asscherick behind, but he would just not give it up!

Ultimately, I think I'll stay home, because I can watch Asscherick speak online.