Go shove a goalpost up your ass, part 2

On the topic of young criminals who get special treatment just because they play football, we have this heartwarming tale from the Washington Post.

A 17-year-old who (allegedly) drove the getaway car in an armed robbery? Who earlier to this, was convicted of using a stolen credit card to buy sneakers? Pshaw! If he can run fast and throw a ball, get him out on that football field!